there is no better feeling than touching the hand of someone you like for the first time
aha look this fuckers never been to a chinese buffet restaurant when they bring out a new thing of fried rice
G.K. Chesterton was a fat man. It inspired many a quip.
During World War I a lady in London asked why he was not “out at the Front”; he replied, “If you go round to the side, you will see that I am.”
Chesterton once remarked to his friend George Bernard Shaw: “To look at you, anyone would think a famine had struck England”.
Shaw retorted, “To look at you, anyone would think you have caused it”.
Shaw: If I were as fat as you, I would hang myself.
Chesterton: If I were to hang myself, I would use you for the rope.
P. G. Wodehouse once described a very loud crash as “a sound like Chesterton falling onto a sheet of tin”
Good old Gilbert even wrote a poem entitled “The Fat White Woman Speaks” to counter a poem by Frances Cornwell he found to be judgmental.
What a fun guy.
This werewolf says bullet weird